Perfect Pairing

Posted: January 12, 2014 by Infamously Johnny

Chocolates pair quite nicely with any fermented beverage. These here chocolates are straight from the lowcountry, Beaufort, South Carolina. There were yummy! #Getyousome

In full cocktail bandit mode

Posted: January 10, 2014 by Infamously Johnny

I’ll be sober in the morning…

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Favquila

Posted: January 7, 2014 by Infamously Johnny

Fav-quila

noun: go-to tequila, old faithful tequila brand, a tequila brand that always does the job, a tequila brand that never fails to deliver, a favorite tequila.

Favquila, favquilas

Keep a bottle of your favquila in the house at all times in case of party emergencies.

“Casamigos is my favquila!”

Bandita

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Ban-dit-a

noun: female who enjoys a well aged spirit: female version of bandito.

bandita, banditas

This chick is the good time!

“Where are all the sexy banditas at?!?!“

Bandito

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Ban-dit-o

noun: a male who enjoys a fine fermented beverage: a male cocktail bandita.

bandito, banditos

Keep this guy around, especially if he always picks of the check!

“My best friend Gary is becoming quite the bandito!”

Newquila

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New-qui-la:

noun: A tequila that you have never tasted before: a tequila brand that is new to you: uncharted tequila territory:

This generally means a good times is about to ensue.

“I hope this bar has some newquilas.”

 

There can be no…

Posted: December 15, 2013 by Infamously Johnny

There can be nothing more frequent than the occasional drink.

— Oscar Wilde

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Call Us Cocktail Bandits

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If you’re out in MY city, bored, and can’t stand it.

Make sure you call us Cocktail Bandits.

 

We’ll show you how to party, shop and eat; 

The beaches, the plantations; Whatever you need.

 

Yes, we are socialites, but that’s not all we have to say,

we’ll walk you around, a teach a little about back in the day.

 

 

We know you want to learn, anyone who comes to visit is SMART! 😉

So we will have to go to the universities, the aquarium, as well as the arts.

 

“Arts?”… you say… ” Well what ever do you mean?”

That’s when we take a stroll on Market, East Bay, and King.

 

There, you’ll see ones who paint, play music, and sing.

And when I tell you I love Charleston, you’ll say the SAME THING.

 

Time in the Holy City is precious, please don’t take it for granted.

So if you want to have some fun, some real fun, some real REAL FUN…….

Call yourself a Cocktail Bandit!

– @Melanin007 (Nek)

When life gives…

Posted: December 14, 2013 by Infamously Johnny

When life gives you lemons, make a cocktail!

– infamouslyjohnny